Cambridgeshire Squash League Division 1 Team:  Spencer Beresford, Alistair Gunn,  Simon Barker,  Dave Robinson,  Simon Morris Retorts, Ribald humour and Ripped shorts. The first Cambridgeshire team match reared its head and it was an away match at Cambridge University Press’ new venue in Cambridge due to their old courts being requisitioned.   The courts were a

This was going to be a tough match after a 20-0 defeat away to them in the first half of the season. We did however have a reasonably strong team with only Yorkie missing. On transit to the courts though the problems began as team captain Yorkie received a text from our No 1 –

Stamford GM has not had the season we hoped for so far with some disappointing results and difficulty in turning out a near full strength team. Hopes were high for this one though with only Yorkie missing from the line up. The Barker brothers were on first. Richard was up against Matt Beacon. “No legs”

This was the last match of the first half of the season with Stamford having a fairly mediocre season so far. Injuries and unavailability’s hit the team hard for this match leaving team captain Yorkie no option but to recruit arch enemies from ex Peterborough Town (Peter and Jon Hand and Neil Hoskins), who have

Stamford beaten comfortably…. Diego Asturies v John Hand 9/6 , 9/0 , 9/2 (1sts) Neil Rossin v Adrian Hargreaves 9/0 , 9/5 , 9/3 (2nds) Adam Stevenson v Paul York 9/0 , 9/0 , 9/0 (3rds) Joel Rothwell v Neil Hoskins 10/8 , 9/4 , 9/3 (4ths) Nathan Mattick v Richard Barker 9/2 , 10/8

Another win for Stamford James Trewick v Paul Birket 9/1 , 9/6 , 9/4 (1sts) Paul York v Neville Macknish 9/2 , 9/3 , 9/6 (2nds) Mark Smith v Nick Sabey 7/9 , 9/4 , 9/7 , 3/9 , 9/1 (3rds) John Oakley v Malc White 9/1 , 9/7 , 9/0 (4ths) Richard Barker v

Confidence in the team had improved after last weeks sound thrashing of Haverhill and we looking for another win away to Crown Lodge. First on tonight was Smithy playing a very lovely GIRL Stephanie Marriot. Smithy in his haste to get hot and sweaty with her was on court playing when the rest of the

This was Stamford’s 4th league match and we were still looking for our first win. Tonight’s opposition were newly promoted Haverhill so we were optimistic of a good result. As usual first on court were the Barker brothers. Richard was on against Arthur Patrick. After last weeks shocking display from Richard he was in no

The Barker brothers got the match under way with Richard playing Dave Goulden and Simon playing Steve Francis. Richard held his own during the first but struggled to find form. He battled well but Dave stole it 10-8. Richard couldn’t find a winning shot in the second and whilst playing like a girl Richard also

Stamford got a thrashing – is that why there was no match report?